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***Danzell*** · 07-09-2012, 01:17 AM,

well there was another on but didn`t happen to me but to a new guy about the same age as me. The thing was that the guy had waiter diploma and i didn`t. i got my training on site. Even after him doing waiter school he didn`t have the basic principles of "Wash yourself after you get dirty".

After a few months this guy managed to piss of almost every department in the hotel (reception, housekeeping, kitchen and restaurant) except the managers.
The hotel had 2 restaurants (1 fine dining and 1 bistro). we were supposed to stay on guard for clients on the fine dining while the head waiter was making the stocks for the other restaurant. the guy messed up 2 orders, so we called the headwaiter to void the bills. the head waiter got angry and sent him to the other restaurant to Chill out a bit (the restaurant is in a basement room so it`s nice and cold). When the restaurant manager saw him and smelled the stench on that guy he took him inside and told him: "My friend, here`s the soap and a towel, and here`s the shower in case you didn`t find it for 2 months."

the news spread like a bomb. me and 3 other guys were thinking about the same song in the exact same time: Elvis Presley - A little less conversation

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***Clarkie*** · 07-09-2012, 02:01 AM,

Haha! Oh that must have been so embarrassing. :L

Script47 · 07-09-2012, 07:26 AM,

Haha, I love your manger! Big Grin

Yama Vs Obama · 11-30-2012, 03:05 AM,

So, just got out of Gym class and I owned and then I was goign to say "I'm a winner" but I thought it would be boring to just say that so I wanted to say it in a wierd way so it was funnier... well I ended up sayin "I"m a wiener" and of course my principle was right behind me... bad luck... go away! O_o

Script47 · 12-03-2012, 12:54 AM,

Haha, wrong timing! XD

***Danzell*** · 12-05-2012, 08:31 PM,

The weirdest thing happened to me yesterday Smile

) I caught a mosquito with 2 fingers.... with 2 freaking fingers...O_O

Yama Vs Obama · 12-05-2012, 09:47 PM,

are you... a Ninja? O_o
and I actually do that alot kinda with flies.. I just move my hand and accidently kill them XD
I just wave my hand around to make them go away and boom I accidently kill it somehow

***Danzell*** · 12-09-2012, 06:53 PM,

caught another one....wtf? might be easier to catch them with 2 fingers when they are on the wall?

Yama Vs Obama · 12-09-2012, 07:35 PM,

maybe your actually a ninja meant to kill all the flies in the world!

Aptonoth · 04-03-2013, 05:24 AM,

wedding, fall into cake, try to find napkin, found one on the floor, its the brides dress, look up, everyone is staring