Jokes on me

[Danzell]

I`m going to translate some jokes and stuff i really found interesting )

A guy buys a box of viagra, and takes it home. The man`s parrot finds the pills and eats them.
He noticed quickly, and in disperation he puts the parrot in the freezer, to cool him down for a bit.
After a few hours he remembers about the parrot and quickly runs over to the freezer to see if it`s still alive.
He finds the parrot sweating and in shape. "What did you do in here that you had to sweat so much?"
"Well, do you know how hard it is to split the legs of these frozen chicken?"

[Yama Vs Obama]

oh..my..god... thats... lmfao wow

[Danzell]

) i know a lot of good jokes. but it`s hard to tell them in another language and keep the meaning.

[Yama Vs Obama]

ah so that one was in a different language?
that translated surprisingly well then